Friday, June 10, 2005

My least favorite commercial

By now you if you live in Ohio you have probably seen these stupid stand against tobacco commercials. Well the most recent one has to take the cake it is this ugly fat bitch complaining about smoking sections in restaurants . Her reasoning is completely flawed, she says that smoking sections are just stupid and why do restaurants have them. I say you bitch are the stupid one, you are the one that sits in a smoking section knowing damn well you are going to have to smell smoke. She goes on to say that she makes a cough sound everytime she smells smoke and that she does not want to be around people that smoke. This confuses me everytime I see the commercial, on one hand she does not want to be around smokers yet on the other she sits in their section. I do not smoke but I respect the smoker's right to smoke whenever and where ever they want to (besides non-smoking sections). It has come to my attention that there is a referendum that may be on the ballot soon that bans smoking from any public place that employs some one. I understand that people do die from second hand smoke but why should the smokers have to hide in their own homes like hermits just because they have an addiction. I feel that these new referendums are drawing lines down the middle of America. It is discriminatory to tell some one they can not smoke in any business that employs some one. That is all I have to say about that.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

WTF! Posted by Hello

Thursday, May 19, 2005

I can't explain it but I really like this picture. I think it illustrates what people want to do to the assholes in their life but its against the law. Posted by Hello

Monday, May 02, 2005

Danny Tanner is gay!!!

I've noticed that the family channel airs reruns of Full House fairly regularly and I've begun to realize that Danny Tanner is Gay. If you think about it he is a neat freak who lives in a home with a man who cares more about his hair than he does about the fact that he sucks as a performer. This "uncle" Jesse has baby blue wall paper with pink bunnies and every time he kisses a woman he says "have mercy" ie: please stop and show some mercy because I am a flaming homo just like my other male friends. Okay so you've come to grips that Danny and Jesse are gay but lets take a gander at Joey he seems like a normal guy that likes hockey but then you realize that the only people that like hockey are Canadian (gay) and he does that gay cut it out thing and I guarantee if you have ever seen some one else do that then they had to be gay. The dead wife thing is good Danny but you ain't foolin anyone you live in San Francisco with two grown men.

Saturday, April 30, 2005

A salute to Communism

Well the other day I woke upand I was standing at full attention (pitching a tent) and I immediately thought Communism is an excellent concept if executed correctly.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

The thing is I don't really dislike midgets

I just can't stand how in Hollywood and the entertainment being a midget is a talent. The guy from Austin Powers had no freaking lines yet he became famous for basically appearing in a film in which he was silent. You do not see anyone inviting bank teller number 3 to all of hollywood's parties yet he spoke just as many lines as mini me. It makes no sense to me. Like I said I have nothing against midgets I just have a dislike for a business where a midget can be famous for having no talent just a height deficiency. It would please me so much more if a misshapen inbred mutant became famous for a role in a horror movie or a distorted love story.

If you are offended by the term midget feel free to use your imagination and pretend it says little person instead of midget the next time you read this.

This is not me but it is funny Posted by Hello

Monday, April 25, 2005

Where I have been

It has been a long time since I last posted so I suppose some explaining is in order. The truth of the matter is I was in Las Vegas for a week and then the day I got back my friend decided he wanted to play with my wireless router. When I say play I mean take a perfectly working router and install firmware that was not necessary due to the flawless condition my router was in. So I have not been able to post until now. I have a multitude of ideas of things to write about since then but they all evade me at the moment so I will not waste any more of your time with my rambling but I will be posting once my ideas find their way back into my head.